I'm a sucker. I'm a slacker. I'm a looser. I'm the worst.
Filled with regret. I've done no good. Absolutely no good at all.

Is a glass bottle that hard to open ?
Tried with a pair of scissors, keys, hands and other things we had in mind,
and we still couldn't open it. Either we're too weak but no,
in all, three people attempted in doing so.
Unfortunately, our level of perserverance stood high and so we continued.
Even blood was shed. Everyone was fweeaakin FRUSTRATED.

& our day's saviour, : cap opener. -.-

yes I know, Imma
LOOSER! ;p